Welcome to Romtown, a built up suburb where drugs flow through the streets like the sewers that run beneath them. Unseen, yet everybody knows it’s going on right under their feet.

A taint, a filth, out of sight and out of mind.

Paul is a living, breathing accident. After accidentally waking up late, he accidentally has a run in with an elderly lady, which accidentally sets in motion a chain of accidents over which he has no control. It is up to his housemate Leaf, a drug dealer with some very odd morals to make sense of the chaos.

Also, somewhere in the middle of it all Ethan the melon has been kidnapped. Melonnapped? Who knows!